boy: You're prettiest when you smile, you don't need make-up
*next day*
*girl doesn't wear make-up to school*
boy: since when did this school accept ogres
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime."
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people."
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
DEMENTED THEME BY: FUCKYEAHADEK POWERED BY: TUMBLR
